Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At work, the authority of a person is \ | inversely proportional to the number of | \ pens that person is carrying. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;