Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Experience is not what happens to you; \ | it is what you do with what happens to | | you. | | | \ -- Aldous Huxley / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;