Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People who have what they want are very \ | fond of telling people who haven't what | | they want that they don't want it. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;