Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Well, it's garish, ugly, and \ | derelicts have used it for a toilet. | | The rides are dilapidated to the point | | of being lethal, and could easily maim | | or kill innocent little children." | | | | "Oh, so you don't like it?" | | | | "Don't like it? I'm CRAZY for it." | | | \ -- The Killing Joke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;