Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The cable TV sex channels don't expand \ | our horizons, don't make us better | | people, and don't come in clearly | | enough. | | | \ -- Bill Maher / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;