Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The adjective is the banana peel of the \ | parts of speech. | | | \ -- Clifton Fadiman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;