Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "...A strange enigma is man!" \ | | | "Someone calls him a soul concealed in | | an animal," I suggested. | | | | "Winwood Reade is good upon the | | subject," said Holmes. "He remarked | | that, while the individual man is an | | insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he | | becomes a mathematical certainty. You | | can, for example, never foretell what | | any one man will do, but you can say | | with precision what an average number | | will be up to. Individuals vary, but | | percentages remain constant. So says | | the statistician." | | | \ -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;