Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Gee, I feel kind of LIGHT in the head \ | now, knowing I can't make my satellite | \ dish PAYMENTS! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;