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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether!    \
| (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea!        |
| [chorus]                                |
|                                         |
| Yeay!                                   |
|                                         |
| Stay on the Happy side, always on the   |
| happy side,                             |
|                                         |
| Stay on the Happy side of life!         |
|                                         |
| Bum bum bum bum bum bum                 |
|                                         |
| You will feel no pain, as we drive you  |
| insane,                                 |
|                                         |
| So Stay on the Happy Side of life!      |
|                                         |
| Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna!     |
| (anna who?)                             |
|                                         |
| An another ether bunny... [chorus]      |
| Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla!   |
| (stilla who?)                           |
|                                         |
| Still another ether bunny... [chorus]   |
| Knock Knock... (who's there?) Yetta!    |
| (yetta who?)                            |
|                                         |
| Yet another ether bunny... [chorus]     |
| Knock Knock... (who's there?) Cargo!    |
| (cargo who?)                            |
|                                         |
| Cargo beep beep and run over ether      |
| bunny... [chorus] Knock Knock... (who's |
| there?) Boo! (boo who?)                 |
|                                         |
| Don't Cry! Ether bunny be back next     |
\ year! [chorus]                          /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;