Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Knock Knock... (who's there?) Ether! \ | (ether who?) Ether Bunny... Yea! | | [chorus] | | | | Yeay! | | | | Stay on the Happy side, always on the | | happy side, | | | | Stay on the Happy side of life! | | | | Bum bum bum bum bum bum | | | | You will feel no pain, as we drive you | | insane, | | | | So Stay on the Happy Side of life! | | | | Knock Knock... (who's there?) Anna! | | (anna who?) | | | | An another ether bunny... [chorus] | | Knock Knock... (who's there?) Stilla! | | (stilla who?) | | | | Still another ether bunny... [chorus] | | Knock Knock... (who's there?) Yetta! | | (yetta who?) | | | | Yet another ether bunny... [chorus] | | Knock Knock... (who's there?) Cargo! | | (cargo who?) | | | | Cargo beep beep and run over ether | | bunny... [chorus] Knock Knock... (who's | | there?) Boo! (boo who?) | | | | Don't Cry! Ether bunny be back next | \ year! [chorus] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;