Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You may call me by my name, Wirth, or \ | by my value, Worth. | | | \ -- Nicklaus Wirth / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;