Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Speak roughly to your little boy, \ | | | And beat him when he sneezes: He only | | does it to annoy | | | | Because he knows it teases. | | | | Wow! wow! wow! | | | | I speak severely to my boy, | | | | And beat him when he sneezes: For he | | can thoroughly enjoy | | | | The pepper when he pleases! | | | | Wow! wow! wow! | | | \ -- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;