Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / May's Law: \ | | | The quality of correlation is inversly | | proportional to the density | | | | of control. (The fewer the data points, | \ the smoother the curves.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;