Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Most people in this society who aren't \ | actively mad are, at best, reformed or | | potential lunatics. | | | \ -- Susan Sontag / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;