Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / District of Columbia pedestrians who \ | leap over passing autos to escape | | injury, and then strike the car as they | | come down, are liable for any damage | \ inflicted on the vehicle. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;