Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / It's the same old story; boy meets \ | beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets | | another beer. | | | \ -- Cheers / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;