Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The economy depends about as much on \ | economists as the weather does on | | weather forecasters. | | | \ -- Jean-Paul Kauffmann / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;