Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of \ | liver and the recipe for liver pie. | | Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down | | and snatched the piece of meat from his | | hand. As the bird flew off, Nasrudin | | called after it, "Foolish bird! You | | have the liver, but what can you do | \ with it without the recipe?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;