Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /add a GF2/3, a sizable hard \ | drive, and a 15" flat panel and | | | | you've got a pretty damned portable | | machine. a GeForce | | Two-Thirds? Coderjoe: yes, a | | GeForce two-thirds, ie, any card from | \ ATI. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;