Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you find yourself in danger, When \ | you're threatened by a stranger, When | | it looks like you will take a | | lickin'... | | | | There is one thing you should learn, | | When there is no one else to turn to, | | | | Caaaall for Super Chicken!! | | (**bwuck-bwuck-bwuck-bwuck**) | | | \ Caaaall for Super Chicken!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;