Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) \ | closely allied to the human race by the | | splendor and vivacity of its appetite, | | which, however, is inferior in scope, | | for it balks at pig. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;