Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at \ \ 6.02 x 10^23. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;