Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If voting could change the system, it \ | would be illegal. If not voting could | \ change the system, it would be illegal. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;