Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We dedicate this book to our fellow \ | citizens who, for love of truth, take | | from their own wants by taxes and | | gifts, and now and then send forth one | | of themselves as dedicated servant, to | | forward the search into the mysteries | | and marvelous simplicities of this | | strange and beautiful Universe, Our | | home. | | | | -- "Gravitation", Misner, Thorne, and | \ Wheeler / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;