Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Strangelove Reproduction: \ | | | Having children to make up for the fact | | that one no longer believes in the | | future. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;