Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The Right Honorable Gentleman is \ | indebted to his memory for his jests | | and to his imagination for his facts." | | | \ -- Sheridan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;