Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The most exciting phrase to hear in \ | science, the one that heralds new | | discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found | | it!) but "That's funny ..." | | | \ -- Isaac Asimov / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;