Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't \ | stand anything that shivers when it's | \ warm. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;