Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / lawsuit, n.: \ | | | A machine which you go into as a pig | | and come out as a sausage. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;