Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Let us endeavor so to live that when we \ | come to die even the undertaker will be | | sorry. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;