Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / My mother loved children -- she would \ | have given anything if I had been one. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;