Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I must have a prodigious quantity of \ | mind; it takes me as much as a week | | sometimes to make it up. | | | \ -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;