Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A lie is an abomination unto the Lord \ | and a very present help in time of | | trouble. | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;