Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I must Create a System, or be enslav'd \ | by another Man's; I will not Reason and | | Compare; my business is to Create. | | | \ -- William Blake, "Jerusalem" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;