Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Everyone wants results, but no one is \ | willing to do what it takes to get | | them. | | | \ -- Dirty Harry / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;