Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Patriotism is the last refuge of a \ | scoundrel. | | | | -- S. Johnson, "The Life of Samuel | | Johnson" by J. Boswell | | | | In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary | | patriotism is defined as the last | | resort of the scoundrel. With all due | | respect to an enlightened but inferior | | lexicographer I beg to submit that it | | is the first. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce | | | | When Dr. Johnson defined patriotism as | | the last refuge of a scoundrel, he | | ignored the enormous possibilities of | | the word reform. | | | | -- Sen. Roscoe Conkling | | | | Public office is the last refuge of a | | scoundrel. | | | \ -- Boies Penrose / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;