Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE! \ | | | FEAR! FIRE! FOES! | | | | AWAKE! AWAKE! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;