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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The eye is a menace to clear sight, the \
| ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the  |
| mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ |
| of the senses is a menace to its own    |
| capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the      |
| Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of    |
| the Northern Ocean, happened once to    |
| meet in the realm of Chaos, the god of  |
| the center. Chaos treated them very     |
| handsomely and they discussed together  |
| what they could do to repay his         |
| kindness. They had noticed that,        |
| whereas everyone else had seven         |
| apertures, for sight, hearing, eating,  |
| breathing and so on, Chaos had none. So |
| they decided to make the experiment of  |
| boring holes in him. Every day they     |
| bored a hole, and on the seventh day,   |
| Chaos died.                             |
|                                         |
\ -- Chuang Tzu                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;