Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The eye is a menace to clear sight, the \ | ear is a menace to subtle hearing, the | | mind is a menace to wisdom, every organ | | of the senses is a menace to its own | | capacity. ... Fuss, the god of the | | Southern Ocean, and Fret, the god of | | the Northern Ocean, happened once to | | meet in the realm of Chaos, the god of | | the center. Chaos treated them very | | handsomely and they discussed together | | what they could do to repay his | | kindness. They had noticed that, | | whereas everyone else had seven | | apertures, for sight, hearing, eating, | | breathing and so on, Chaos had none. So | | they decided to make the experiment of | | boring holes in him. Every day they | | bored a hole, and on the seventh day, | | Chaos died. | | | \ -- Chuang Tzu / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;