Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Besides, I think Slackware sounds \ | better than 'Microsoft,' don't you? | | | \ -- Patrick Volkerding / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;