Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All his life he has looked away... to \ | the horizon, to the sky, to the future. | | Never his mind on where he was, on what | | he was doing. | | | \ -- Yoda / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;