Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me \ | why the ivy twines, Tell me why the | | sky's so blue, And I will tell you just | | why I love you. | | | | Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, | | | | Phototropism makes ivy twine, | | | | Rayleigh scattering makes sky so blue, | | | \ Sexual hormones are why I love you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;