Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Young men and young women may work \ | systematically six days in the week and | | rise fresh in the morning, but let them | | attend modern dances for only a few | | hours each evening and see what | | happens. The Waltz, Polka, Gallop and | | other dances of the same kind will be | | disastrous in their effects to both | | sexes. Health and vigor will vanish | | like the dew before the sun. | | | | It is not the extraordinary exercise | | which harms the dancer, but rather the | | coming into close contact with the | | opposite sex. It is the fury of lust | | craving incessantly for more pleasure | | that undermines the soul, the body, the | | sinews and nerves. Experience and | | statistics show beyond doubt that | | passionate excessive dancing girls can | | hardly reach twenty-five years of age | | and men thirty-one. Even if they | | reached that age they will in most | | instances be broken in health | | physically and morally. This is the | | claim of prominent physicians in this | | country. | | | \ -- Quote from a 1910 periodical / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;