Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A man always needs to remember one \ | thing about a beautiful woman. | | | \ Somewhere, somebody's tired of her. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;