Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If men acted after marriage as they do \ | during courtship, there would be fewer | | divorces -- and more bankruptcies. | | | \ -- Frances Rodman / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;