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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ ... But if we laugh with derision, we   \
| will never understand. Human            |
| intellectual capacity has not altered   |
| for thousands of years so far as we can |
| tell. If intelligent people invested    |
| intense energy in issues that now seem  |
| foolish to us, then the failure lies in |
| our understanding of their world, not   |
| in their distorted perceptions. Even    |
| the standard example of ancient         |
| nonsense -- the debate about angels on  |
| pinheads -- makes sense once you        |
| realize that theologians were not       |
| discussing whether five or eighteen     |
| would fit, but whether a pin could      |
| house a finite or an infinite number.   |
|                                         |
| -- S. J. Gould, "Wide Hats and Narrow   |
\ Minds"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;