Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Were it not for the presence of the \ | unwashed and the half-educated, the | | formless, queer and incomplete, the | | unreasonable and absurd, the infinite | | shapes of the delightful human tadpole, | | the horizon would not wear so wide a | | grin. | | | \ -- F. M. Colby, "Imaginary Obligations" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;