Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /netgod: what do you have in your \ | kernel??? The compiled source for | | | | driving a space shuttle??? time | | to make a zip drive your floppy drive | | then. if the kernel | | | \ doesn fit on that, the kernel is an AI / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;