Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / program, n.: \ | | | A magic spell cast over a computer | | allowing it to turn one's input | | | | into error messages. tr.v. To engage in | | a pastime similar to banging | | | | one's head against a wall, but with | \ fewer opportunities for reward. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;