Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The misnaming of fields of study is so \ | common as to lead to what might be | | general systems laws. For example, | | Frank Harary once suggested the law | | that any field that had the word | | "science" in its name was guaranteed | | thereby not to be a science. He would | | cite as examples Military Science, | | Library Science, Political Science, | | Homemaking Science, Social Science, and | | Computer Science. Discuss the | | generality of this law, and possible | | reasons for its predictive power. | | | | -- Gerald Weinberg, "An Introduction to | | General Systems | | | \ Thinking" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;