Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q: The truth of the \ | matter is that you were not an | | unbiased, objective | | | | witness, isn't it. You too were shot in | | the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot | | midway between the fracas and the | \ naval. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;