Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The error of youth is to believe that \ | intelligence is a substitute for | | experience, while the error of age is | | to believe experience is a substitute | | for intelligence. | | | \ -- Lyman Bryson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;